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Long before a garden stood on this site
This was the district that thrives in the night
A hidden hovel of vice and deceit
These ruins would never be a landmark
And all the creatures that dwelled in its dark
They were the finest flower, they were the elite
Flower and elite of the underground
Hustlers and losers and roustabouts
Beggars united in damage and strife
Broken down racehorses, deviants galore
Not to mention a cut-rate troubadour
A shipwreck clinging onto his guitar for dear life
Adopted by this tender underworld
There flourished a precious pixie of a girl
Tucked in the heart of this unholy mess
Since she’d been found by a dry riverbed
Cradled in finest silks and left for dead
Soon she was known all around by the name of “princess”
One fine night, so help us, oh holy Ghost
She slinks in his room and she takes off her coat
She crawls on his lap after closing the door
Blushing a little she says with a sigh
“It’s you that I love and you may if you like
Kiss me on the mouth and then do even more.”
“Hold it there, Princess, that’s not my style
I don’t have the makings of a pedophile
You’re only thirteen, and I’m almost thirty years old
That’s a big difference and I don’t see the point
Of spending the rest of my days in the joint
"She answers “It’s OK, I will not tell a soul.”
“Don’t push it, girl” comes his mocking reply
“First off you’re not my type and besides
My heart already belongs to a woman.”
So Princess burst into tears as she fled
So Princess ran as she bitterly wept
Feeling the burning sting of her first rejection
Corruption of a minor did not take place
The singer, at dawn, without leaving a trace
Made his escape in the broken down cart
Of an old farmhand, while strumming a tune.
Twenty years later, passing by the same room
He feels a twinge of regret deep down in his heart
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2. |
To Die For Your Ideas
05:17
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To die for your ideas, an excellent idea
One time I almost died for lack of having it
When all the teeming hordes who had it before me
Ran screaming to my door in a murderous fit
My muse eventually caved in to their request
Lamenting her mistakes, she rallied for their cause
With just a whisper of regret giving her pause
Let’s die for our ideas, but make it a slow death
OK, make it a slow, slow death
Seeing as we are free to linger in this life
Let’s take our own sweet time reaching the afterglow
For, if we hurry up, we might actually die
For an idea that’s out of fashion tomorrow
Yet, if there’s one thing sure to make you feel depressed
It is to realize upon your dying day
That you took the wrong path, that you made a mistake
Let’s die for our ideas, but make it a slow death
OK, make it a slow, slow death
The fundamentalists who cry the martyr’s cry
Are usually the ones who linger on this earth
To die for their ideals, for whatever it’s worth
Is their main obsession, it motivates their life
In almost every camp, every holy domain
These are the ones who will outlive Methuselem
Which leads me to conclude their favorite refrain’s
Let’s die for our ideas, but make it a slow death
OK, make it a slow, slow death
Ideas which demand the famous sacrifice
Are endlessly revived by sects of every stripe
And every new victim wonders before he dies
To die for an idea is lovely, but which type?
And since they’re all about the same in most respects
The wise man, when he sees their mighty banners wave
Will always hesitate, as he sidesteps the grave
Let’s die for our ideas, but make it a slow death
OK, make it a slow, slow death
If a few killing fields, a few communal graves
Were all it took to do the trick once and for all
With all the nights of terror, all the heads that fall
You’d think by now the whole world would be saved
Alas, the golden age is constantly delayed
The gods are thirsty yet, they’re never satisfied
So death and death resumes, and still more people die
Let’s die for our ideas, but make it a slow death
OK, make it a slow, slow death
Oh all you firebrands, all you fishers of men
Please be the first to die, we’ll get out of your way
But, for the love of god, let the rest of us live
Life is the last luxury left us anyway
The reaper is a crafty type and needs no help
No need to speed his work by sharpening his blade
So stop your dance of death, you’re only giving aid
Let’s die for our ideas, but make it a slow death
OK, make it a slow, slow death
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3. |
Penelope
03:59
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You, the cricket of the hearth, you the ideal spouse
You with nary a snag in your nuptial blouse
Intractable Penelope
As you follow your safe, innocent happiness
Do you not entertain, in your honorable breast
Some sweetly interloping dreams?
Some sweetly interloping dreams?
Shielded by your curtains, in your proper milieu
You await a suburban Ulysses’ return
Bent to your linen concentration
In the night when your soul feels melancholy’s dread
Have you not dreamt of skies seen from another bed
And counted a new constellation?
And counted a new constellation?
Have you never called out in your thoughts undeclared
For the meaningless fling that pulls you by the hair
And whispers sweet nothings in your face
And plants wild daisies in your vegetable plot
The forbidden fruit on the old orchard lot
And chaos in your silken lace?
And chaos in your silken lace?
Have you not wished to meet in passing once again
This angel, this demon, who with his bow in hand
Lets his malignant arrows fly
Who returns woman’s flesh to the coldest statues
Upends their pedestals and upsets their virtue
And rips their leaf right off the vine?
And rips their leaf right off the vine?
Do not fear that the sky will hold you to account
There’s not enough room here to swing a heart around
Beating a path to a distant fields
It’s the venial sin, the communal disgrace
It’s the dark hidden side of the honeymoon’s face
The ransom of Penelope
The ransom of Penelope
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4. |
Don Juan
04:15
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Glory to him who steps hard on his brakes for fear
Of squashing a hedgehog or unsuspecting deer
And glory to Don Juan for having smiled upon
This unappealing girl who no one seemed to want
She’s a very nasty girl, I gotta have her now
Glory to the cop who made all the traffic wait
To let the poet’s cats walk back under the gate
And glory to Don Juan who made a rendezvous
With this rejected wretch that no love ever knew
She’s a very nasty girl, I gotta have her now
Glory to the good man who doesn’t sing along
When the demented mob cries out to lynch someone
And glory to Don Juan for his sweet ovations
To she who no-one had ever propositioned
She’s a very nasty girl, I gotta have her now
And glory to the priest who gave his foes rescue
During the massacre of St. Bartholomew
And glory to Don Juan who kissed the blushing face
Of she who’d lived without a single warm embrace
She’s a very nasty girl, I gotta have her now
Glory to the G.I. who threw away his gun
Rather than have to shoot a prisoner on the run
And glory to Don Juan for having stroked the thigh
Of the old maid who’d never even kissed a guy
She’s a very nasty girl, I gotta have her now
Glory to the nun who, in winter’s deepest freeze
Defrosted the penis of the poor amputee
And glory to Don Juan for his fond attention
To a neglected ass only used for sitting
She’s a very nasty girl I gotta have her now
Glory to the man who, having no sacred mores
Contents himself with not pissing off his neighbors
And glory to Don Juan who brought the carnal sin
To she who, God forbid, would have died a virgin
She’s a very nasty girl, I gotta have her now
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5. |
Song For the Countryman
03:23
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This is the song I sing for you
Humble man of the country who
Gave me some wood to warm my bones
When all in my life had grown cold
You who gave me some fire when
Decent ladies and gentlemen
All of the well-intentioned folks
Had slammed shut their doors in my nose
It may have been just a small fire
But still it warmed me to my core
And it burns in me evermore
As bright as a festive bonfire
You, my good man, when you go away
When the undertaker takes your remains
May he drive you across the skies to eternal life
This is the song I sing for you
You the humble hostess who
Gave me four pieces of bread when
My rations had grown awful thin
You who opened your cupboard when
Decent ladies and gentlemen
All of the well-intentioned folks
Considered my fasting a joke
It was just bread, a tiny piece
But still it warmed me to my core
And it burns in me evermore
As grand as a sumptuous feast
You, humble hostess, when you go
When the undertaker takes your bones
May he drive you across the skies to eternal life
This is the song I sing for you
Unassuming stranger who
Gave me a sad and knowing grin
When the chief of police took me in
You who did not clap your hands when
Decent ladies and gentlemen
All of the well-intentioned folks
Laughed as I went in the yoke
It may have been just a small smile
But still it warmed me to my core
And it burns in me evermore
As hot as the summer sunshine
You, dear stranger, when you go away
When the undertaker takes your remains
May he drive you across the skies to eternal life
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6. |
Ninety-five Percent
04:38
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The woman who possesses all the treasures
To offer up a taste of carnal pleasures
The woman who inspires brutal passions and enthralls
The woman’s sentimental above all
Romantic promenades and gentle murmurs
Love letters, serenades and pretty flowers
All the petty crimes that her eyes push us to fulfill
May move her, but still
Ninety-five percent of the time
Fucking bores her out of her mind
Whether she denies it or speaks
It’s not every day someone spreads opens her cheeks
The poor fools who think otherwise
Will be cuckolds all of their lives
When it’s time to work the flesh
She is very often depressed
If she hears no beating heart
Her body will not play the part
Only when she loves with tenderness is
She sensitive to his gentle caresses
Always so well disposed, enthusiastic and heroic
She’s bored to tears and doesn’t even know it
When her desires are verging on demonic
Or when her nymphomania becomes chronic
That’s when she gives her man
Who can hardly believe his luck
One amazing fuck
Ninety-five percent of the time
Fucking bores her out of her mind
Whether she denies it or speaks
It’s not every day someone spreads opens her cheeks
The poor fools who think otherwise
Will be cuckolds all of their lives
When it’s time to work the flesh
She is very often depressed
If she hears no beating heart
Her body will not play the part
All the “oh yeahs” the “mores” the “give it to mes”
That she cries out to simulate her swooning
Are simply charity, the holy angel’s blissful sighs
Are actually nothing more than pious lies
Their only use it to convince her beau, yeah
That he’s the most amazing Romeo, yeah
So this pretentious cock,
Stupidly perched on her backside
Will not lose his pride
Ninety-five percent of the time
Fucking bores her out of her mind
Whether she denies it or speaks
It’s not every day someone spreads opens her cheeks
The poor fools who think otherwise
Will be cuckolds all of their lives
When it’s time to work the flesh
She is very often depressed
If she hears no beating heart
Her body will not play the part
I hear the endless boasting saber rattles
Of those who take tours of Cythera’s castles
It’s only because you are so clumsy and inept in fact
That she keeps her composure so intact
But if you find the bragging aggravating
Of Mr. Watch-me-while-I’m-copulating
Ladies, while on your back
Why don’t you take a little rest
And sing under your breath
Ninety-five percent of the time
Fucking bores her out of her mind
Whether she denies it or speaks
It’s not every day someone spreads opens her cheeks
The poor fools who think otherwise
Will be cuckolds all of their lives
When it’s time to work the flesh
She is very often depressed
If she hears no beating heart
Her body will not play the part
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7. |
I Made Myself Small
04:06
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Never had I once taken off my hat
For any cause
Now I creep around and sit on her lap
Each time she calls
I was a mad dog and she let me eat
Out of her hand
Now I have a mouth full of baby teeth
Instead of fangs
I made myself small in front of a doll
Who falls asleep with her eyes shut
I made myself small in front of a doll
Who calls out mama every time she’s touched
I was a tough piece of steak up until
She came around
Up until I fell tender, hot and still
Into her mouth
Flashing all those pearly whites when she smiles
And when she sings
But beware her fangs when she shows her ire
When she’s unhinged
Now I watch my step, following the rules
Of her domain
Though her jealousy has no normal use
For self-restraint
Once a periwinkle diverted my gaze
As we strolled
So this pretty flower met her demise
By parasol
All the sleepwalking fortune tellers warned
Me without spite
That upon the cross of her outstretched arms
Would end my life
There are better ones and there are worse things
But, all in all
What’s the difference where the scaffold swings
If one must fall
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Philistines
02:22
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Businessmen, Philistines
While you fondle and you squeeze
Your wives
As you dream of the tykes
That your grossest appetites
Engender
You think “They will become
Freshly shaven and rotund
Accountants”
But your full punishment
Is to witness the advent
On earth
Of unwanted progeny
Who in time become hairy
Poets
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I lived all by myself, far from the public scene
Contemplative, covert, bucolic and serene
Unwilling to give up the high ransom of fame
Sleeping on my laurels just like a swaddled babe
The people who know best helped me to understand
That I still owed a debt unto the common man
And under pain of failure and obscurity
I had to publicly air my dirty laundry
Oh trumpets of fortune and fame
Your song is a hard one to play!
Ignoring even the most basic modesty
Must I, to fan the flames of crass publicity
Divulge with whom and in which exact positions
I dive into debauchery and fornication
If I publish the names, will these Penelopes
Instantly be recast as hardcore libertines
How many faithful friends will give me evil stares
How many shotgun blasts will be I be forced to bear
I shun even the most discrete exhibition
My modesty assumes neurotic proportions
I choose to show my reproductive organs to
No one besides my wife and a doctor or two
Must I, to satisfy the hungry scandal sheet
Beat the drum with my genitals out on the street
And ostentatiously display them to the crowd
Just like the choirboys holding the holy shroud
A woman of the world who lets me come and go
As often I please through her noble abode
Passed cunningly to me, upon her silk divan
A nasty parasite of lowest echelan
Under pretext of hype, of clamoring for fame
Do I have any right to tarnish her good name
By shouting from the rooftops and the taxicabs
“Madame the marquise gave me a case of crabs!”
The sky be praised, I live in perfect harmony
With Father Flanagan and all the singing priests
He is a pious man, I am an atheist
I let him say Amen while I say “holy shit”
Should I conspire to make it known to the press
That I surprised him at the knees of my mistress
Intoning a sweet psalm in lisping undertones
While she was hunting lice in his hair with a comb
I wonder, holy cow, who do I have to shtup
To make the goddess of a hundred mouths speak up
Does a celebrity, a diva, or a star
Have to jump in my arms and replace my guitar
To bring excitement to the public and the hacks
Who’ll let me do some push-ups on her lower back
Who’ll let me do some hiking, dressed like a nudist
And mountaineering upon her Mound of Venus
Would these trumpets divine more gloriously sound
If I was slightly queer like everyone around
If I pranced all about like a Mademoiselle
And suddenly took on the airs of a gazelle
But I’m not sure there’s any profit, truth be told
In playing love’s charade by reversing the roles
I doubt it adds an ounce of gold to my renown
The crime of pederasty no longer astounds
After this whirlwind tour of countless recipes
Designed to get me into the gossip magazines
I’d rather stick to my first method, all along
I’d rather scratch my belly and keep singing songs
For if the people ask, I’ll sing them, hardy-har
But if they don’t I’ll put them back in my guitar
Unwilling to give up the high ransom of fame
I’ll sleep on my laurels just like a swaddled babe
Oh trumpets of fortune and fame
Your song is a hard one to play
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Public Benches
03:25
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People who see upside-down
Think the benches around
The sidewalks and the streets
Are made only for the impotent or the obese
But it’s an absurdity
For in reality
These venerable seats
Are there to accommodate young lovers when they meet
Young lovers kissing on park benches publicly
Publicly, publicly
Not giving the slightest damn for the
Honest people’s stares
Young lovers kissing on park benches publicly
Publicly, publicly
Saying “I love you” pathetically
Look pretty nice, if you ask me
As they sit there holding hands
They speak of future plans
Of sky blue wallpaper
That will dress the pretty walls of their nuptial bedside
They see what tomorrow knows
He’s smoking while she sews
Their happiness assured
While they contemplate the naming of their first-born child
When the noble what’s-their-names
Happen to contemplate
Two of these so-and-sos
They don’t hesitate to toss out some venomous names
Though the entire family clan
The mom, the girl, the dad
The son the Holy Ghost
Wouldn’t mind once in a while behaving just the same
When the heady months have ceased
When they will have appeased
All of their burning dreams
When their sky grows heavy with the darkening clouds above
They will sadly come to see
That it was on these streets
Upon these famous seats
That they lived the greatest moments of their budding love
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Absolutely Nothing
04:08
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Without her flying tresses
I would have, heretofore
Had quite a hard time guessing
From which way the wind blows
Absolutely nothing should be thrown away
On a desert island all of her must stay
I wonder how I ever
Survived without her cheeks
That fed me two red apples
On each day of the week
Without her throat, my head
Deprived of its pillow
Would have no other bed
Besides the dirty floor
Without her solid carriage
What would happen, who knows
If I should lose my bearings
And need a hand to hold?
She has a thousand other
Most precious attributes
But on the stage, I’d rather
Not show them all to you
The charms of my love are
Many, but the masses
Must go somewhere else for
Anatomy classes
In fact, this is her weakness
She loves her bones a lot
She’d never acquiesce
To be cut into parts
She’s not a little proud
And also ticklish, quite
And one must take the lot
Or leave her all behind
Absolutely nothing should be thrown away
On a desert island all of her must stay
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12. |
The Pornographer
03:44
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When I was just a little lad
My fear of swearing was so bad
That even if I thought the word “shit”
I never uttered it, But
Now that I earn my daily wage
Ranting and raving from the stage
“Shit” never stays inside my head
Instead it’s said
I’m the pornographer of the phonograph, sir
The perverted son of the sing-along
To titilate the balcony
I spew all kinds of infamy
Mouthfulls of raw and trashy French
That don’t make any sense, but
When I’m back home under my roof
I blame my soul with much reproof
And cry “You twisted little elf
Go fuck yourself”
Every Sunday I’m in the booth
Confessing all my words uncouth
Giving the priest my solemn prayer
To hide my derriere, but
Fearing if I clean up my show
I’ll end up singing on skid row
I’m back up on stage pretty fast
Showing my ass
My wife, to put it mildly
Has a certain proclivity
That makes her like to lay in the nude
With just any old dude, But
In all sincerity, how may
I speak about this on the stage
If I can’t tell you that she’s got
Fire in her twat?
Surely I’d gain much satisfaction
Even a medal for my actions
Singing with fervor of the love
Reserved for God above, But
My angel told me from her cloud
“Singing of love is not allowed
Unless that love describes the lore
Of a filthy whore”
And when I elegantly play
For the boss of a cabaret
Some pretty tune pulled from my vest
It just leaves him depressed, And
Holding back tears, he begs of me
“If you sing flowers’ majesty
For pity’s sake please let them grow
In a bordello
Every evening before I eat
I sit out on my balcony
Eyeing the gentle folks below
In the setting sun’s glow, But
Don’t ask me to compose a poem
If it would upset you to know
That I like watching every day
Cunts on parade
All the good souls with righteous hearts
Are glad to know that when I depart
Satan will make a shishkabob
Of this foul-mouthed slob, But
May the Lord in his omnipotence
For whom words make no difference
Admit into that shining tower
On that somber hour
Me, the pornographer of the phonograph, sir
The perverted son of the sing-along
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In my corner of the nation
I have a bad reputation
Whether I speak or I shut up
They treat me like a you-know-what
Yet I do no damage to anyone
Following the road of the simpleton
But good folks don’t appreciate
Someone whose path may deviate
No good folks don’t appreciate
Someone whose path may deviate
Everyone likes to curse at me
Except the mutes, obviously
The morning of Independence Day
My cozy bed is where I lay
The music of the marching bands
Doesn’t impress me worth a damn
Yet I mean no one any harm at all
When I shut my ears to the bugle call
But good folks don’t appreciate
Someone whose path may deviate
No good folks don’t appreciate
Someone whose path may deviate
They point the finger right at me
Except of course the amputees
When I cross a thief on the run
Chased by angry Farmer John
I stick my foot out as they pass
And Farmer John lands on his ass
Yet it’s not my wish to cause any grief
By championing the cause of the petty thief
But good folks don’t appreciate
Someone whose path may deviate
No good folks don’t appreciate
Someone whose path may deviate
The mob will chase me with their flames
Except of course for all the lame
No need to be Jeremy
To see where my story leads
If they find a suitable rope
They will slip it around my throat
Yet I do no damage to beast or man
When I shun the paths to the Vatican
But good folks don’t appreciate
Someone whose path may deviate
No good folks don’t appreciate
Someone whose path may deviate
The world will watch my hanging day
Except the blind, or so they say
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Bad Reputation New York
Pierre de Gaillande was born in Paris, France, raised in California, and lives in New
York.
Currently, Pierre writes songs for and plays guitar in New York bands Open Kimono and Bad Reputation and composes music for film and television.
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